1) Britain is the second biggest consumer of chocolate in the world after Switzerland; we eat 7 kilos per person per year. That doesn’t actually sound like that much does it?
2) A mammoth’s femur is longer and heavier than our rather stocky six year old.
3) French teenagers can play football and smoke at the same time.
4) Full fat milk has a blue top and semi-skimmed milk a green top in Spain too. It’s very helpful but I imagine the European Parliament had a hand in it. What would the Daily Mail make of that?
5) Nuns fart. Really. And when they do they make biscuits.
6) The Spanish for pig’s trotter. Shame it was after I’d ordered what I thought was a pork chop.
7) How to get five seats in a row on Easyjet. First, leave your morals at home…
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‘Britain is the second biggest consumer of chocolate in the world’, one look at my thighs and you have me convinced.
French teenagers can do anything and still smoke. Fact.
Love the EasyJet comment! Its like hearding cattle….and its every pasenger for themselves!
I go to the UK all the time, the chocolate and all the food is such high quality….how couldn’t you eat it all!